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Abby quotes
Thought i would post some of the best Abby quotes from NCIS.



BEST ABBY SCIUTO QUOTES Round one

"That's what i love about ya Gibbs, always one finger ahead."

"You’ve got mail from the FBI. I think that agent has the hots for you…Okay, you’re right, she’s really not you’re type. She sent me highly encrypted Jpegs. Took me longer to input the password than it did the program to decrypt the cyphertext. Um... machine making pretty pictures now."

"McGee likes it. So we’re popping back double espressos when he turns to me all of a sudden out the blue and says “I really, really like you.”"

"I mean what’s next? Gonna be sitting at home on rainy Sunday afternoons watching Sleepless in Seattle? Ugh."

"I love it when you talk Geek."

"Are you two that formal when you’re exchanging bodily fluids?"

"Come on McGee. Do it for me please, I’ll show you my new tat."

"If I find out you knew, I’ll kill you."

"Good news and bad news Gibbs. Good news is I'm still cute. Bad news, the bomb squad got a little trigger happy."

"We’re talking cleaner than clean, whiter than white. You put him in a line up with snow, snow’s going to jail."

"What? I talk to myself, got a problem with that?"

"Pay attention class. This is not the sample from the second victim but from the third victim. Now would anyone like to tell the class what that may mean."

"I go both ways. You?"

"You might be smart, but my geek carries a gun."

"Correct as always my silver haired fox... I mean Gibbs... sir... boss... "

"I love it when your rough McGee."

"Stop staring at my butt and get me an evidence jar."

"For nobody leaving the building, there are a lot of people leaving the building."

"It's not a dress McGee. You can't look up it to see what you want."

"You're not listening to a word I'm saying. I'm pregnant McGee. Twins. Haven't told the father yet. It's Gibbs. I know it's wrong, but something about his silver hair gets me all tingly inside."

"McGee, never forget, I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence."

"Oh my God. I got this email that says I may have already won fifty million dollars and I'm really, really psyched."

"I have a Whoopie and I have a but."

"Of course my darling."

"He wasn't a boyfriend he was a boy toy, and yes we IM almost everyday."

"I went on a date with him like once, and didn't get very far."

"Have you ever seen one (chastity belt). Mine's awesome. Eighteenth century french."


AND BEST QUOTES ABOUT ABBY

McGee: What does she look like?
Tony: Who?
McGee: Abby, she sounds cute.
Tony: Not your type.
McGee: How do you know that?
Tony: Have you ever had the slightest urge to tattoo your buttock, McGee?
McGee: I dont think so.
Tony: Then we need never speak of her again.

Tony: Listen kid, i dont want to hurt your feelings. But you're not exactly Abby's type.
McGee: I've taken care of that. Remember that urge you were talking about? I went with 'Mom'.

Tony: Abby can sign?
Gibbs: Yeah, her parents were deaf.

Tony: So what ever happened between you and Abby?
McGee: Our paths still cross on occasion.
Tony: Really? I guess the tat on the old caboose did the trick?
McGee: Among other things.
Tony: You don’t say? Did you notice any art on her caboose?
McGee: You’re right, I don’t say.

Gibbs: Top box goes on the table for Ducky. Everything else goes to the lab. You take Abby with you.
McGee: I’m on her…it, I’m on IT, Sir

Tony: You know the quicker you get this done the more quality time you have to spend with a certain tattooed forensic technician of the Goth persuasion.
McGee: What do you mean by that?
Tony: Oh, come on. Abby told me you closed the deal under some pretty hinky circumstances.
McGee: She told you that? The hinky thing, did she tell you that was her idea?
Tony: Stop.
McGee: Abby didn’t tell you anything did she?
Tony: A well trained NCIS agent knows how to extract information, you’ll learn.

Kate: What is McGee doing out there.
Tony: Scanning the field using a magnetometer.
Kate: Let me guess, Abby?
Tony: Her every wish is his command.
Kate: She promised to show him her new tattoo. Wait till he finds out it’s on her ankle.

Gibbs: Get Abby and McGee to do what they do when they get together.
Tony: Haha. (Gibbs slaps him on the back of the head) Oh, you meant the computers.

Tony: Stop ignoring Abby. She's sensitive.

Ziva: And Abby?
McGee: Abby's usually nice.
Ziva: Then it's me. I seem to have that effect on people.

Jenny: The girl practically mainlines caffeine Gibbs. The guys in the mailroom call her Energizer Abby.

McGee: Can't think logically around Abby. Her mind works like a Pachinko machine.

Boss: Three codes in millions. I don’t know how you found this.
McGee: Actually it was Abby Sciuto. She’s a whiz at codes.
Enlisted: I went through the Commander’s computer and I didn’t spot any of this. Sciuto must be hot.

McGee: Actually we wouldn’t have spotted it either if Abby hadn’t been looking.
Enlisted: Oh, I gotta meet this woman.
McGee: Actually, she’s probably not your type, tattoo’s, piercing, dark clothing..
Enlisted: Goth?
McGee: Yeah.
Enlisted: I love Goth.

Enlisted: Tell me more about this Abby.
McGee: You know, I can’t work and talk at the same time.

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